Archive for the ‘Food for Thought’ Category

Riddle

You can give me to people and take me away from people;
I can be stolen and I can be broken;
I can ache and I can sink;
I can burst and I can flutter.

What am I?

Joke

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No Eye Deer.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still No Eye Deer.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no sexual organs?
A. Still No Fucking Eye Deer.

Quote

“Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody.”

Thought to Ponder

All termites eat cellulose in its various forms as plant fibre. Cellulose is a rich energy source, but remains difficult to digest. Termites rely primarily upon symbiotic protozoa in their gut to digest the cellulose for them and absorb the end products for their own use.

Question

^Which animal evolved first?

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Riddle

How far can you walk into a forest?

Joke

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other, “Funny, I smell carrots too.”

Quote

Love is born with the pleasure of looking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation.

Thought to Ponder

Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.

Question

Is the glass half full or half empty?

Riddle

I have three letters, and I read the same forward and backwards. I rhyme with a word that is important to everyone.

What word am I?

Joke

Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!

Quote

Psychos think they’re building worlds in the air, psychopaths think they live in those worlds, and psychiatrists tax them for a living.

Thought to Ponder

Technically, it’s impossible to get to tomorrow. In other words, you can never be in a state of tomorrow. Only today.

Question

Are we alone?