Posts Tagged ‘no sexual organs’

Riddle

You can give me to people and take me away from people;
I can be stolen and I can be broken;
I can ache and I can sink;
I can burst and I can flutter.

What am I?

Joke

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No Eye Deer.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still No Eye Deer.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no sexual organs?
A. Still No Fucking Eye Deer.

Quote

“Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody.”

Thought to Ponder

All termites eat cellulose in its various forms as plant fibre. Cellulose is a rich energy source, but remains difficult to digest. Termites rely primarily upon symbiotic protozoa in their gut to digest the cellulose for them and absorb the end products for their own use.

Question

^Which animal evolved first?

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